Before the Ten Commandments

I want to go back to the time before the ten commandments, when:

When it was ok to think of my neighbor's wife while i was jacking off;
When it was ok to kill assholes who make life worse for the rest of us;
When it was ok to say "god damn it!" in lieu of "fuck" or "Shit";
When my wife and I could swing;
When I could steal back from the banks that which they legally stole from me;
When I could idolize a nude, sexy woman;
When I could work on Sunday so I could get a full 40-hr week in;
When I didn't have to honor abusive parents;
When I could gossip about someone using made-up rumors;
When I could be any religion I wanted.